Pointless Exams.

For normal human beings, the intelligence curve increases linearly with time. But I dont know why this doesnt apply to some, ironically for example, the Ministry of
Education, come on you guys are supposed be the brains of the country but yet you let the chimps pwn your ass.

One of the many things i dislike bout them is , why the flower do they even consider making us sit for PJK , Moral and Civics exams (dont get me started with Sejarah) when we have to concentrate on so much more like, picking our nose. At least thats productive, picking nose means cleaner nostrills, cleaner nostrils mean healthy living.

But Thankfully, En Roslan has been a good ol' chap he is by setting awesome PJK papers that would neutralise our hate for the exam, I would show some pictures of the questions but i think i threw my set away :(

Exams and Us,

Come on Muyiddin, even retards learn things on a daily basis.

Visting Dengue Boy

I know its kinda yesterday's news already but better late than never rite?

According to Ben, he actually saw the cluprit suck his blood and made him spend a week in hell.
He was playing DotA at CC when he saw the dude in stripes, but to ben , 'farming' was way more worth it obviously.
After that, he had fever and ponteng for like 4days. How happy he spent those days just watching TV until it got worse and found out it was dengue lol.

So after a tiring week, we decided to visit him on sat.
Here are some pics.

"Ben still being the cool dude he is regardless the situation"

When we got there he seriously looked like a dead man, asked him why so down, he just simply said,
' You know how many games of DotA i could have played ? Damn."
Poor dude.

What that wasnt the end it, we told him the good news that he still have to go for Chem seminar when he gets back!

This is his reaction when we told him the amount of hw teacher left him.
I think by now, a lot of things are going thru his mind.
" God please, get some nurse to get rid of these hobos"

So before we left, we gave him a get well soon card.
See how a card can turn his feelings and the decision for suicide attempts.
Maybe thats why Ben is still alive.

Pictures.

" No phones allowed?"

" Us making sure he doesnt slit his wrist"

"Ming Yew being Ming Yew. He gave the nurses a heart attack when they saw him in there"
But it wouldnt matter, what better place can you have a heart attack in rite?

At least this tag is not on his toe

Oxygen



"Infamous Haunted stairs, spot the Lisa!"

End

13th National BK Quiz.

This year Sean and I registered for the team quiz which consist of 4 rounds which we had to compete with 100 over teams from all over M'sia which are believed to be future pastors, priest, nuns, and even pope which i believe was near suicidal. But nonetheless, we entered not just for the 1st prize of full scholarship at MCKL (co-sponsors) but also for God.


'SMK Assunta'

As predicted when we reached there, everyone was busy burying their heads in their books.
This of coz was very demoralizing..
But other than that, I couldnt stop myself from noticing how cheap the food are at a private school. Even my school's food is pricier than theirs.. F this...




'Dont you just want to transfer school, Bang has been ripping us off lol"



"Abang should really read this post"


So after that, we waited for the other teams to arrive then we proceeded to the SMK Assunta's famous 'Lawn'.
'Not exactly Wimbeldon'

Then, after praying and breaking into our class, the moment of judgement came. This year we had too many teams from selangor and wilayah so unfortunately they ve decided to let only the top 64 teams from these 2 state to go thru the next round unlike last year.
'Even my tembak-ing skills were almost useless for the sample questions'


So we went to Sister Enda hall for praise and worship. But the real highlight of the day was that the postal Bible Quiz this year was named after one of the greatest soul who ever lived- Rosie Cheah. To celebrate her life and legacy ( which I wont go into here today), they showed a slideshow of her. It was touching for me because she happened to be the one of the few good souls to be with me when i was borned and has watched over me for years.
R.I.P

'Hall'

Now comes the frustrating part..
To cut the whole short.
None of Taman Desa team went thru. Sean and my marks were left out for some reason but we one of the top 64 teams. Our team didnt go thru coz of bloody mistakes by the organisers. Went home disappointed the officials didnt do a good job. Got home late coz of anti-ISA ppl. They even ticked our team lol.

Sorry I ve disppointed you Sean.

'Round2'

THE TEAMS

TD1
Kenan & Charis the evil one
Dont let her smile fool you kids!

TD2
Hanna & Kirsten the dude

TD3
Lydia Cheong & Sexy Leo

TD4
Lisa and Erin with Ms Ho

!!!!!!TD5!!!!
Sean & Myself
Even our smiles cant hide the pain

Joshua, one of the few who came for individual quiz.

The End.

Rewards for Surviving Another Year.

I know its been a while since it was my birthday but since my blog is gonna end up as dead as roadkill and coz i wanna thank all you folks for making my bday a good one.

Thanks Lydia the Dude for the Bday card. Yes, thank you for pointing out i have muscles :)
"Caution. You Fcuk with me , you fcuk with the best" YanGen

Thanks COW Siew Jean for a Bday card as well, its really neat :)
No wonder you rock in art class.


Thanks Jillian for sewing " I Da Man on" my shirt . Now everybody will know I have balls without touchin me in certain places. :) " I Da Man"

Thanks Gene Wern for your trademark paper shirt. Hidup RC!
Thanks to those who signed it as well. :)
" Fabregas!"

" Fly Emirates!"

Thanks Bernard, Leo and Shing Onn for the shirt and all those who signed it :)
Nice design Leo *wink* ARSENAL RULES!





" Front: shen ri quai le "

"Back: I love the bottom left corner. Liverpool, Manutd and Chelsea going where they belong."
Take that !


Thank you Nat for the photo frame with a picture of myself in my Cochrane days with all the deformed drumsticks that we learnt to live with and the cute lil dinosaur who shares the same name with me rawr :D


"Finally , something thats not a shirt"

Thank You Sheila for the awesome underworld Keychain that I now use everyday. Now everyone will know that I am a badass :D

" Mr. Badass on a badass chair wearing a badass outfit with a badass look.. badass"

Lastly, I want to thank all of you saints who wished me and stuff.
And to those who didnt give me anything for my bday , its okay coz I know it means that you are gonna get a better gift thats worth twice as much to me next year.


Now moving on to a totally new and unrelated topic:
Things I would like to Own

Oh how i wish for a PS3, new football shoes, a new bible, sport pants, a car (lambourghini would be just fine lah), tennis racquet, Coldplay live in Tokyo CD, the new Arsenal home and thrid kit, and a toilet bowl made out of pure gold.


Thanks for reading . Now go do your own stuff, live your life!

"Beat it , Beat it, Beat it"

The Unbiased Government of Malaysia!!!!

The Government claims that justice is being slowly brought back to our beloved country. Lets take a rather more detailed look inside.



(2) 99% of Petronas directors are Malays.

(4) 99% of 2000 Petronas gasoline stations are owned by Malays.
(5) 100% all contractors working under Petronas projects must be of Bumis status.
(6) 0% of non-Malay staff are legally required in Malay companies. But there must be 30% Malay staffs in Chinese companies.
(8) 2% is the present Chinese staff in Royal Malaysian Air Force (RMAF), a drop from 40% in 1960.
(10) 7% is the percentage of Chinese government servants in the entire government (in 2004); a drop from 30% in 1960.
(11) 95% of government contracts are given to Malays.


(14) 100 big companies set up, owned and managed by Chinese Malaysians were taken over by government, and later managed by Malays since 1970s, e.g. UTC, UMBC, MISC, etc.


(18) 8000 billion ringgit is the total amount the government channeled to Malay pockets

(19) 48 Chinese primary schools closed down from 1968 - 2000.
(20) 144 Indian primary schools closed down from 1968 - 2000.
(21) 2637 Malay primary schools built from 1968 - 2000.
(22) 2.5% is government budget for Chinese primary schools. Indian schools got only 1%, Malay schools got 96.5%.
(23) While a Chinese parent with RM1000 salary (monthly) cannot get school textbook loan, a Malay parent with RM2000 salary is eligible.

(26) Only 5% has been given to non-Malays for government scholarships in over 40 years.
(28) 128 STPM Chinese top students could not get into the course to which they aspired, i.e. Medicine (in 2004).


(31) 25% of the Malaysian population was Chinese in 2004, a drop from 45% in 1957.
(32) 7% of the Malaysian population is Indian (2004), a drop from 12% in 1957.
((35) 3 millions Indonesians have migrated to Malaysia and become Malaysian citizens with Bumis status.

(36) 600,000 Chinese and Indian Malaysians with red IC were rejected repeatedly when applying for citizenship in the past 40 years. Perhaps 60% of them had already passed away due to old age. This shows racism, based on how easily Indonesians got their citizenships compared with the Chinese and Indians.

(38) 2% is what new Chinese villages get, compared with 98% - what Malay villages got for rural development budget.

(39) 50 road names (at least) had been changed from Chinese names to other names.

(40) 1 Dewan Gan Boon Leong (in Malacca) was altered to another name (e.g. Dewan Serbaguna or something like that) when it was only officially used for a few days. The government tries to shun Chinese names. This example of racism occurred around 2000.

(41) 0 temples/churches were built for each housing estate. But every housing estate got at least one mosque/surau built.

(42) 3000 mosques/surau were built in all housing estates throughout Malaysia since 1970. No temples or churches are required to be built in housing estates.

(43) 1 Catholic church in Shah Alam took 20 years to apply to have a building constructed. But they were told by Malay authority that it must look like a factory and not like a church. As of 2004 the application still have not been approved.

(44) 1 publishing of Bible in Iban language banned (in 2002).


(48) 20 constituencies won by DAP would not get funds from the government to develop. These Chinese majority constituencies would be the last to be developed.
(49) 100 constituencies (parliaments and states) had been racially re-delineated so Chinese votes were diluted for Chinese candidates. This is one of the main reasons why DAP candidates have consistently lost in elections since the 1970s.


Note from blogger ~ Stating facts, not Hate. P.S. I ve already taken out the more negative ones so that you guys won't end up going for riots. See how thoughtful I am :D

This post is not intended to offend Malays in anyway possible, just those bastards that are governing the country and the rempits on the road.

" Aku Mat Rempit Terbaik! Huh ?! Ya allah!" Mat Rempit on himself before meeting his fate

I do in fact have some really good malay friends. I do in fact hope that racism would end in our country and that we can unify together as one and sing MJ's song together. Heal the World!
" Heal the World, Make It A Better Place"
Michael Jackson